PICTORIAL EVIDENCE FOR TUMBLR USER COUNTTHELEAVES

don’t mind me. i’ll just be here, controlling the weather.

HMM

HMM

I GUESS IT WILL BE A THING I WILL HAVE TO CONSIDER (by which i mean: i am a major doofus, and thus it will likely happen on accident anyway hehehe)

BUT. MUST CARDIO.

Also I remembered I had an old pair of chucks stowed away! But then I went to the gym late at night and got spooked early because windows at night €_€

STOP I JUST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUICE. God damn, Drudge. God damn.

LETTING YOU KNOW I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MORE DRUDGE-RELATED GOODNESS IN THE MESSAGE TO YOU I AM CURRENTLY DRAFTING IN MY HEAD

HAHAHAHA THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I NOW MEAN CRAPPED EXCITEMENT PANTS AND ALL IT COULD BE LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA SPARKING THE ARAB SPRING ALL OVER AGAIN

except now all of humanity will form a united front and get its collective shit together and that means we can finally get around to seriously exploring space MY SECOND BIG DUMB CURRENTLY UNREALISTIC DREAM

I’m lurking on my phone right now so I cannot do a proper reply BUT I AM GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT ON THIS TOPIC EVERYONE IS SO UNEDUCATED IT IS THE MOST IRKSOME GRAHHH

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY THAT IN GREEK, BUT GOOD LUCK TOM. GOD SPEED.

THANK YOU PRIYA I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY GOOD LUCK EITHER BUT I CAN SAY “GOOD FATE” WHICH I GUESS COULD BE CONSIDERED AN ANALOG

αγαθος μοιρα

I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT.

Wasn’t that from “The Onion”? Frighteningly convincing though…

oh man im trying to find it now AND I CAN’T ALL I CAN FIND IS THE ONE FROM RIGHT AFTER THAT SHOOTING AT THE SIKH TEMPLE IN WISCONSIN

it’s still…painfully…convincing (except for the part where no one doesn’t like falafel i mean COME ON)

croastbeefkazenzakis said: i’m sorta the opposite? big ego low self-esteem or whatever. i genuinely don’t like myself much at all but i’m aware of the things i’m good at and joke about my talents as if i were Yeezy himself or something. i dunno. self-image is weird.

perdedor said: You’re the guy that rocks.

mycowgoeswhee said: I think you are very totally awesome.

counttheleaves said: People Who Are The Coolest: you (also maybe your beard, but mostly really just you)

I LIKE ALL OF YOU

MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY PROCESS

INFINITE JEST IS SO GOOD HURRY FINISH IT GO

I’M SO EXCITED IT’S BIBLICALLY HUGE AND IT’S BEEN ON MY LIST SINCE LIKE FALL 2009-ISH

also, dinosaurs+science gone horribly awry can never go horribly awry