i’m a simple man. i like dark haired pretty women and breakfast food.-ron swanson, parks and rec i hail from the west side ‘o’ shitcago. i’m going to school to be an archaeologist. i get a kick out of vidya games and comic books and other rather obscure miscellany. sometimes i do stuff. or i don’t. then, i blog about it here! “Number one in the hood, G.” - Oscar Wilde on Aqua Teen Hunger Force burt macklin, FBI Tumblr (3.0; @flashgorman)http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d15d7adb113427bdb939055a35f12313/tumblr_mnbmf2kSDW1qza94yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my third favorite view in the entire world. just cleanin’ off some brick my TA from last field season gave me, nbd.</p>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51249274455http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51249274455Fri, 24 May 2013 16:08:20 -0500hey it's that guy I am!eeee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3f586cc435e37bc7c728cd70398b1ee/tumblr_mn6m8aRHRK1qdc7t3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247258114http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247258114Fri, 24 May 2013 15:39:38 -0500eeee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3134170a04130048d4073481524533f/tumblr_mmyrxgRb3J1qevh8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247189153http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247189153Fri, 24 May 2013 15:38:40 -0500eeee<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d582bbad1acafb9a6b62e0d824491890/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b325df8fe5ace0a14d4164f4aa79b7/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a3835dd04c13fb3b186915430026bfe/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bacaa60c6c20dac999cbac78c0273f06/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9032cf81ab564c879d0ebf64a6e3d0e/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a963277ce56e187dfd3cbed36ed8f5b/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26e1c88b97d88b5f91c4ed65f0bb226b/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/189d1176e88fa19973f9f727639d16cc/tumblr_mna7slrfHc1qcm16uo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/51197772756/its-the-final-countdown-fakin-it-my-name">thebluthcompany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/tagged/final_countdown">It’s the Final Countdown</a> </strong><strong>| <em>Fakin’ It</em><em><br/></em></strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>“My name is Judge.”</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247112119http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51247112119Fri, 24 May 2013 15:37:34 -0500OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS THE WEEKEND THAT IT FINALLY ISEEEE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75f7bfb1c20cbdaf55cd7593fdbda76d/tumblr_mnbgh2rGDx1qzgutpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldshoes.tumblr.com/post/51240163092">oldshoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh buoy!</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246662657http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246662657Fri, 24 May 2013 15:31:12 -0500eeee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1e4fe19eee28608c3c751841db5cfc5/tumblr_mn4l41ClhP1r46foao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theolduvaigorge.tumblr.com/post/50991722137/neanderthals-and-modern-humans-both-lived-40-000">theolduvaigorge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="titulo1"><em><strong><a href="http://www.madrimasd.org/informacionidi/noticias/noticia.asp?id=56778">Neanderthals and modern humans both lived 40,000 years ago in Asturias</a></strong></em></div> <div class="titulo1"> <ul><li><span>translated from Spanish/not authored by me</span></li> </ul></div> <p class="titulo4">“The latest dates from La Güelga—a pit in Los Picos de Europa-reveal that Neanderthals and modern humans coexisted in the area ~40 kyBP. This information is provided by a study conducted by researchers at the <span>Universidad Nacional de Educación a Distancia (UNED)</span>, who have analysed archaeological deposits from the area’s highest rock shelter.</p> <p class="titulo4">As the scientific community had expected, the Cantabrian region is one of the few peninsular areas where Neanderthals, <em>Homo neanderthalensis,</em> and modern humans, <em>Homo sapiens</em> came to coexist 40 kyBP. Researchers at UNED, in collaboration with the <a href="http://www.ox.ac.uk/" title="University of Oxford">University of Oxford</a> (United Kingdom), analysed sediments from La Güelga, a cavity in the massif of Los Picos de Europa (Asturias), which is home to a large collection of fossils dating to the Middle and Upper Palaeolithic (~150-10 kyBP)…</p> <p class="titulo4"><span>What is singular about the analysed deposits are the distributions as scientists have detected levels with materials attributed to anatomically modern humans—with Aurignacian technology between strata with materials produced by Neanderthals—Mousterian and Châtelperronian tools. Mousterian deposits have been dated to ~55-45 kyBP, while upper levels with evidence relating to both the Aurignacian and </span><span>Châtelperronian</span><span> still remain undated. </span></p> <p class="titulo4"><strong>A Palaeolithic Sandwich</strong></p> <p class="titulo4"><span>“It would be a sort of sandwich in which the slices of bread would correspond to layers with tools used by Neanderthals and the infill would be layers with technological remains made by modern humans”, explains Jorda. A ‘sandwich’ that would…confirm the coexistence of both species in the Cantabrian zone. “For a time modern humans occupied the same cavity, before and after it was inhabited by Neanderthal groups”, summarises the researcher.</span></p> <p class="titulo4"><span>Scientists at the University of Oxford have used ultrafiltration to remove contamination before proceeding to radiocarbon dating of the remains. This novel method, used in other research by the same team, can age fossils because the dates that are obtained in applying this technique provide greater accuracy through eliminating the maximum contamination” </span><span>(<a href="http://www.madrimasd.org/informacionidi/noticias/noticia.asp?id=56778">read more in Spanish</a>).</span></p> <p class="titulo4">(Source: <a href="http://www.madrimasd.org/informacionidi/noticias/noticia.asp?id=56778">madrimasd.org</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246660214http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246660214Fri, 24 May 2013 15:31:10 -0500eeee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26b9f8197462592bcabdd02924d7e861/tumblr_mnbj98Fm2c1rvnnvyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ed70e7261b11213980cb5c157881a32/tumblr_mnbj98Fm2c1rvnnvyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cc009efe0658e277ad1266725c02e49/tumblr_mnbj98Fm2c1rvnnvyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246509387http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246509387Fri, 24 May 2013 15:29:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/468ca74391bbd4460a9ff178ba778702/tumblr_mn8prad77O1rdkxcno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246488780http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246488780Fri, 24 May 2013 15:28:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a144655b0e7d3a7e91e6cdf3a409d140/tumblr_mjlhjrw8Sd1qi6ieeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246407683http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51246407683Fri, 24 May 2013 15:27:40 -0500eeee<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19c0667fd0cde0a8a104d0804bd6151c/tumblr_mkmazdNkgb1ql4wx4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240955127http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240955127Fri, 24 May 2013 14:06:09 -0500spidey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4a6c3285e3d07b0f8897e6746bbae06/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/829270368fa4837c38961775ba194365/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/867f9c17d30ef10f6d058c17bc3b362f/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/657b06421f027d24199ce3b0ee537528/tumblr_mgcx20uKPQ1qc10uco4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240952853http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240952853Fri, 24 May 2013 14:06:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c27dbe79e7a8c4d1b68f2da34f9f2e61/tumblr_mke6aidhlU1ql4wx4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240942912http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51240942912Fri, 24 May 2013 14:05:57 -0500<p>CAN&#8217;T STOP LISTENING TO THE PROTOMEN, WON&#8217;T STOP</p>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239614717http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239614717Fri, 24 May 2013 13:44:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b9e39631a6d4220ce537cdbc5665ef7/tumblr_mn3ozoKmcB1qzs63fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/50907540039/forgetting">explodingdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>forgetting</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239255654http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239255654Fri, 24 May 2013 13:38:24 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-touched-eridans-butt.tumblr.com/post/50781491231/i-went-on-google-images-and-typed-in-samurai-jack">i-touched-eridans-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack and<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a30860b16d6001cef4dd3e923524a959/tumblr_inline_mn0yuiMMBK1qz4rgp.png"/>I was not disapointed</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239242941http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239242941Fri, 24 May 2013 13:38:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5fc31d0de10cb7da49316c0c6bf4087/tumblr_mh4hpnQS4O1qju6n5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239240033http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239240033Fri, 24 May 2013 13:38:08 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welcomebackronberto.tumblr.com/post/50973306745/how-to-successfully-seduce-someone-step-1">welcomebackronberto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to successfully seduce someone:<br/>Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239234062http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239234062Fri, 24 May 2013 13:38:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/580a787d7489987f3374a2c141024c6d/tumblr_mmlgdwROng1qc8qobo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e147f403d41b310f713ee2992773a7ff/tumblr_mmlgdwROng1qc8qobo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239140910http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239140910Fri, 24 May 2013 13:36:25 -0500me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66e272fe9ffa760a926e56be4abb88e5/tumblr_mmthcqPFx21qf0u3po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechaheph.tumblr.com/post/50490912219/i-dreamed-a-dream">mechaheph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I dreamed a dream</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239131637http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239131637Fri, 24 May 2013 13:36:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/479f985865b15ba81c950e675f5e964f/tumblr_mn65shs83N1qam8b5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlepirate.tumblr.com/post/51033255721/keeping-the-streets-safe">googlepirate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>keeping the streets safe</p> </blockquote>http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239128243http://flashgorman.tumblr.com/post/51239128243Fri, 24 May 2013 13:36:12 -0500