-the soon-to-be-former tenant of my soon-to-be apartment is legitimately one of the creepier dudes i’ve met. think about the gravity of that statement: me, a dude who prides himself on being hilariously creepy, was creeped out by this guy

-shitfuckingdamn how is furniture so expensive

-i am beginning to grow concerned that one of my oldest friends hates me or at least has grown indifferent to me

-turns out history podcasts are a good replacement for death metal musackz when weight lifting

-i need a new baseball cap badly

-practically all of my sports teams are making me sad

-at least toonami is back both on the internet and on tv

-the other day i saw a picture of tv’s brent spiner (data from star trek) photoshopped to be an anthropomorphic penis and i yelled an angry yell

-this degenerated really quickly into a thing about tv

-i like tv

-i also like tacos

-nobody likes tacos more than i do, if you think you might, you are sorely mistaken

-one day i will have a briefcase and in it i will carry tacos and important documents about a guy that is a raw dude who is not me

-that raw dude’s name will be tom waits and he will be one of the four dudes on this planet that’s more of a miserable bastard than i am

-i’m the guy who sucks

-altogether it’s been a pretty solid couple of days

-i feel old and i’m excited for this school year except for the part where i get 3 hours of sleep a night

-pressure makes diamonds, irritation makes pearls

-goodnight shitnerds