no words will ever properly ascribe the pain resulting from biting into a fresh, hot totino’s pizza roll

i can’t decide what’s more painful the me-never-learning-when-it-comes-to-hot-food-ever bit or the fact that i turn 22 years old tomorrow and i’m still eating food the target market of which is 12 year olds

  1. counttheleaves said: What’s worse is that no matter how painfully hot it is, YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT. What kind of dark magic is THAT??
  2. flashgorman posted this