Anonymous asked: Hello, Tom. Seeing as how we are both attractive males, I decided I would get up the gall to proposition you in such a way that we could both have a little physical fun, free of any ironic undertones. Basically oceans will rise, cities will fall, and our sweet sweet fuckery will remain. So what the fuck do you say, yay or neigh? Because I haven't got all day to get on with this gay. I even wrote a shitty little slam poetry for you right there. Tick tock tick tock.
WELL DIRK thank you for the compliments but uh I am afraid I don’t even know how to do this so here goes I am not a fan of the pork sword sorry dude!
BUT BRO you’re still really cool and we can watch Deep Impact unironically because it’s a good fucking film and it won’t be weird I’ll bring Mountain Dew and shit this a good snacks movie I’M UP FOR THIS BUD
jirugamesh said:
That does still seem like a good time. I apologize for my temporary lapse in judgement.
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