January 2012
I think that when I am watching ATHF
maybe I should stop doing a bad German accent and saying everything Oglethorpe the plutonian says as he says it
VEE VILL USE HIM FOR ZE ARMIES…OF ZE NIGHT!
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Watchsenorbootythugpirate:
pedohazard:anothersliceofcheesecake:
a result of my wild wednesday night on rollercoaster tycoon video’d for your viewing and entertaining pleasure!!!!! only about a minute and half long but worth it for the big finale which is very emotional. ENJOY. XXXXX
this is the best one on tumblr
mothybutt:
spoiler: if you decide to reblog a screamer i will personally swim across the ocean, run into your house, get into your bed and piss it. i will piss your bed and you will deserve it, dickbreath
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“Fury is my choice. Not a sickness.”
– Urdnot Grunt
Why can't I attain Kolinahr?
frauruhig:
It would make life so much simpler.
Is YOUR child using satanic internet lingo? Watch...
therivanqueen:
Baal requires blood
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Great Scientists: Nikola Tesla
fakescience:
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Facebook poised to file for IPO next week →
Ancient Peruvians ate popcorn! →
historytumble:
Maize formed an important part of the ancient South American diet. They even made it into popcorn in the 5th millenium BC.
“the more you dig, the more you end up evaluating”
– archaeology theory professor
(but relevant on many levels)
So I'm on the phone with the cable company...
boom-thats-spaghetti:
And the guy’s like, “So, you’re a college student? What’s your major?”
“Oh, it’s archaeology.”
”..That’s…awesome.”
YOU BET YOUR TITS IT IS, CABLE GUY. THANK YOU.
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I HAVE DECIDED WHAT I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN
DOVAHKIIN
FINALLY A THING THAT PLAYS TO MY STRENGTHS
my strengths include and are entirely limited to:
beard
nord ancestry
knowledge of old Norse (okay I only know like three words but whatever)
am nine feet tall, a Nordic giant
BOOMING VOICE
can wear a helmet which is basically a hat but cooler
I fight dragons
It takes King Zora exactly 37.5 seconds to move...
vgabfyh:
That’s enough time to put the kettle on or go for a toilet break or something.
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Anonymous asked: OH MY GOG... >:] TOM C4N W3 GO TO ON3 OF TH3S3 3ST4BL1SHM3NTS 4FT3R 1 L1CK YOUR F4C3???
Anonymous asked: heyyyy tmo *tom wah tthefuck is up broski ;) wanan come ove hreer and have adrink with me?? heheh maybbe get our makc on *mack and have some fufuuuunnn heh i mena *mean i dont know whaat more i cna say other tahn im hot ur hot lets fuck??? is that clear? yess? ok godo *good heheh ;*
Anonymous asked: Hello, Tom. Seeing as how we are both attractive males, I decided I would get up the gall to proposition you in such a way that we could both have a little physical fun, free of any ironic undertones. Basically oceans will rise, cities will fall, and our sweet sweet fuckery will remain. So what the fuck do you say, yay or neigh? Because I haven't got all day to get on with this gay. I...
Anonymous asked: N4K3D GORY DUD3S??? >:? DO 1 G3T TO T4ST3 TH31R SW33T C4NDY BLOOD >:?
Anonymous asked: since every0ne else is d0ing this i guess i might as well als0... i guess i d0nt really care what we d0. whatever y0u want. -_0
Anonymous asked: Heeeeeeeey Tom :::;) I think you know who this is. Anyw8y, I'm here to tell you that Scorpios do it 8etter, and that you should ditch that stupid 8lind girl and come hang with me 8ecause I know how to please :::;) I hope you're ready for a night of wiiiiiiiild and passion8te m8ing, 8ecause we're going to go hard and strong and long, if you know what I mean. No funny 8usiness...
Anonymous asked: H3H3H3H H1 TOM >:] FROM WH4T 1 UND3RST4ND, HUM4N M4L3S 3NJOY H4V1NG TH31R W31RD HUM4N 4N4TOMY L1CK3D R1GHT??? >:? W3LL 1 WOULD L1K3 TO G3T CLOS3R TO YOUR C4NDY R3D BLOOD 1F YOU KNOW WH4T 1 M34N >;] OR 1F YOU DONT B4S1C4LLY 1 4M S4Y1NG TH4T 1 W1LL G1V3 YOU 4 HUM4N BLOWJOB OR WH4T3V3R 1T 1S YOU C4LL TH3M BUT WH3N 1M DON3 1 W4NT TO L1CK YOUR F4C3 1F TH4TS OK4Y B3C4US3 YOUR SQU1SHY SK1N...
buttsbutts:
if i ever got into heavy BDSM stuff i have the perfect safe word, a phrase I would never ever normally say
“you can have my sandwich, I’m not going to finish it”
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Capturing Awesome Auroras
perdedor:
nprradiopictures:
All you have to do is live somewhere awesome and have a camera ready.
Learn AND SEE more on The Picture Show!
(Jorma Hevonkoski, Rune Bjørkli and David Cartier via Flickr)
I am so jelly that people that live in the freezing fucking cold get this and I don’t.
